mortem-et-necromantia:

The Black Sea at night, Ivan Aivazovsky, oil on canvas, 1879.

Posted 18 minutes ago on 5 November 2021 »reblog

Chapters: 7/?
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tina Goldstein/Newt Scamander
Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Albus Dumbledore, Horace Slughorn, Minerva McGonagall, Original Muggle Character(s), Original House-Elf Character(s), Original Characters, Armando Dippet, Mulciber Sr. | Tom Riddle’s Schoolmate, Abraxas Malfoy, Orion Black, Walburga Black, Newt Scamander, Tina Goldstein, Newt Scamander’s Magical Beasts, Nott Sr. (Harry Potter)
Additional Tags: 1940s, Do-Over, Fix-It of Sorts, Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Harry ends up in Riddle’s time, Female Harry Potter, Master of Death Harry Potter, Master of Death (Harry Potter), Auror Harry Potter, Morally Grey Harry Potter, Tom Riddle is His Own Warning, Possessive Tom Riddle, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle Attend Hogwarts Together, Harry Potter is So Done, Harry Potter is a Little Shit, POV Harry Potter, Magically Powerful Harry Potter, Past Sexual Abuse, Past Rape/Non-con, Sane Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort, POV Tom Riddle, Teenage Tom Riddle, Parselmouths & Parseltongue (Harry Potter), Smitten Tom Riddle, BAMF Harry Potter
Summary:

Harry’s life post final battle isn’t what he expected it would be, and then he dies, just like that.

He gets a second chance but forgets to read the fine-print, and ends up somewhere in the distant past while his body suddenly looks quite differently.

Now he’s stuck as a teenager attending Hogwarts again, where he encounters an old enemy, and surprise, it’s not Tom Riddle. All Harry has to do now is survive long enough to build a life for himself that’s actually worth living.

Bookmarker’s Notes:

7

The back of my mind wants to keep track of how many times Harry reminisces the loss of their dick. XD Tom is related to the Scamander’s, and Harry/Harriet is still distantly related to the Potters, Graves, and uh a Swedish Dark Lord who’s name I’ve already forgotten. Mrs. Ashford is also a lifesaver lol.


Posted 2 hours ago on 5 November 2021 »reblog

Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Harry Potter - Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, James Potter, Lily Evans

Inspired by a line from this wonderful fic that I’m reading right now: And Then There were Three, by swtalmnd, in particular, the third chapter: Snape bowed his head in acknowledgement. “You are most welcome. It is unfortunate that many of those with whom you might wish to speak had no opportunity to have their portraits painted before they passed away.”


Posted 3 hours ago on 5 November 2021 »reblog

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Winky (Harry Potter)
Additional Tags: Gift Fic, Fluff
Summary:

Hermione has decided that Harry needs culture, and drags him to an art opening at a gallery that just happens to be curated by Draco Malfoy.


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via sabertoothwalrus // originally nunyabizni

kevindrakewriter:

nunyabizni:

Funnier than any joke Jay Leno ever told.


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via renrandom // originally studentmyself

studentmyself:

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via arkarti // originally arkarti

arkarti:

Added some inktober designs to my RB ✨

►Check them out here

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via masou-shoujo // originally amishsicario

kernalphage:

deathlifts:

amishsicario:

me every time some new idiot company buys tumblr again and people say the site is doomed

i hate learning of news this way

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If I have to tie my real ID to Tumblr I’m deleting

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via renrandom // originally dailyanime

dailyanime:

Kero Cardcaptor Sakura

Posted 4 hours ago on 5 November 2021 »reblog

And Then There Were Three

By: swtalmnd

Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Severus Snape/Original Male Character(s), Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Severus Snape
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape
Additional Tags: Threesome - M/M/M, Courtship, Rimming, Mpreg
Summary:

Snape asks Draco and Harry to participate in the first round of his Petitioner’s Courtship as a favour, and they both allow themselves to consider his suit more seriously than anyone expected.



realitybitescreates:

2021′s sacrifices for the year sorry forgot to share. Inspiration is pretty straight forward Doctor Who, Among Us, and Nightmare Before Christmas. More specifically for Nightmare was Disney California Adventure Park ‘s Oogie Boogie bash sign for the year. I thought it looked really cool even if I got frustrated by all the bloody dots I did for the outline and ended up free-handing most of it. I hate a new found hatred for the letter H.

The Pumpkins were apparently impatient and attempted rebellion with a few seeds wishing to grow up and be chest busters instead.  

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urbanfantasyinspiration:

witcheshaven:

glumshoe:

My mother didn’t believe me when I said the reason her phone keeps displaying ads for dog car harnesses is because it eavesdrops on her spoken conversations.

“Watch this,” I said. “I want to buy a wetsuit. I need a wetsuit. Where can I get a wetsuit? Bring me a wetsuit. Wetsuit size small. Women’s wetsuits. Wetsuits for children. Wetsuits for dogs. Discount wetsuits. Hot single wetsuits in my area? Sexy wetsuits. Wetsuits for sale. Purchase me a wetsuit. We need to get a wetsuit. Spend money on a wetsuit! I want to get a wetsuit. Where did you get that wetsuit?”

Her phone is now advertising wetsuits.

Former web developer, AI/UI dev, and data analyst for various things (including targeted marketing on social media) here.

If you have accounts like Facebook and Google +/Gmail, or any app that requires permissions to read & write your surface settings, then this is why it happens. Your default settings for location and other permissions (mic and camera) are enabled for constant read-write.

What does this mean?

You can toggle your permissions for these apps for conditions like Never or While Using App. Keep in mind that if you have apps opened up in the background of your phone, then you’re technically using them. Make sure to close them out completely when you don’t want to use them.

But why?

When you have your location permissions enabled for apps, this data is collected and used for targeted marketing. Google is the biggest offender.

Example of how to stop active data collection

You can pause permissions on Google accounts:

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You can toggle app settings for surface permissions off:

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Friendly Reminder

The more you create accounts by using your Google or Facebook to login, the more active data collection you offer to these companies. Unfortunately, Facebook will never not offer you the chance to not have ads showing on your newsfeed. However, you can shut off channels of active data collection by signing up with an email address and a good ol’ password instead of using SSO (single sign on) with Google or Facebook.

This cyberpunk future is so lame


rudywiser:

blades-queer:

raptorcivilization:

desarea-doodles:

ejacutastic:

scifigrl47:

systlin:

anthropohedron:

systlin:

cathrine-rose:

systlin:

pinkieperil:

bobacupcake:

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

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to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

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and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

And the next step…

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https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

Oh my god

Anyway, I just emailed tips@disneyantipiracy.com to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

Holy fucking shit

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I’m DYING.

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😂😂😂

More accurately

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The next generation…

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/10/nft-bots-tshirt-online-twitter-war/


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Originally posted by muvana


yourplayersaidwhat:

“STOP TRAUMATISING YOUR CHARACTERS-”

— something my dm had to say to me. I’ve only made three characters for two different campaigns they’ve run. The first one didn’t even have a proper backstory-